Dare

12:29AM - I think that dude was hitting on me!

It's fun to get drunk with Mari. Is it really Dare? Um, yes?

I want the Nick-at-Nite road crew to come and do my homework.

Fuck my dog, man!

Chips and Salsa.

With a fish on his damn truck!

Anyway, I smell like cigarettes. DAMN YOU JAKOB!

Wait, I don't have a dog...

My Photo Journalism teacher is the s-to the-hizz-it! Archer. Cool dude with issues. I'm the kid in class he jokes around with. We make fun of the other students in hussed tones and he tells me war stories about his family. I see him at the coffee house every once in a while and we "kick it up"...not like that! And Archer is a kick ass name.

Ew, diet root beer. DAMN YOU MARI!

Sa-sa-sa-sa-SALSA!

NO MORE WIRE HANGAS!

Damn, I'm tired.

4:25PM

AMERICA SUCKS! I miss Brazil. I want it back. I want it now.

Yeah, we got back. Slept (?) for a day. Introduced Mari and the family. Good days. Sky loves Mari and it's all cute. Yeah, the cutness is overwhelming. Mari shall have my abortion. (WHAT!?!) I don't really know.

EBAY CRAZE!

Shit. School. *sulk*

Current mood: bored

7:19PM - I.Never.Want.To.Leave.But.To.My.Dismay.I.Must....Sometime

...bastards.

I know when I return to Boston I'm going to be very jaded. Nothing will be good enough and I will feel the need to emigrate to Brazil to lead a life devoid of boredom. Yes, I shall. Something about the sky that hasn't been invaded with power lines and dulled by smoke stacks. My muse is a country...and... a girl from said country. Go me and my corny ways.

I'm wearing thousand bound bondage pants. I will melt away to nothing! Mari will have to take me home in a travel mug. Ah, the stories we'd have. Dare-the liquid white boy! I still have not mastered the art of not wearing all black in the summer. My 22 years of life have yet to affect my sense of comfort. But the contrast between blond and black is a beautiful thing and I think Mari enjoys tugging on the straps that hang [for no reason] from my pants. Who needs words when a simple yank will do? [should have worded that one better]

Today, on the beach, I saw the most frightening breasts ever. *shudders* Some things should be kept away.

Current mood: cheerful

2:43AM - *canta "quiero su sexo"*

Mari has to type everything I wish to say in Spanish so I'm using this to "flirt"

Dare es demasiado atractiva para caminar la Tierra, él es demasiado atractiva para su camisa.

Um, I don't know what that last thing she typed was... Eee! SHE WON'T TELL ME! WHY DO YOU LAUGH, MARI!?!? *whines* Damn it! Why did she just rip my shirt off!?! Oh god! I hate speaking english!

Current mood: confused

6:34PM - Hey sexy.

Dilemma! I want to, like, do something but I know not what to do. *wears black*

http://www.millionformarriage.org

^Go there! To tired for HTML. It's to support Gay/Lesbian marriage

I think I'm going to take Mari out for her birthday. Nice restaurnt deal. I always feel strange though. I think people see me as kind of out of place. I'm the amazing tattooed man ordering a fifty dollar stake in french. It's also weird because I'd be there with Mari. I mean, I get "What the...?" looks when we're out and about. LIke "How the hell are you..her... wait a minute." *blinks* I need to start wearing long sleeves... and maybe cut off all of my beautiful hair... and dress not like me.

I don't really know what to do for Mari. I want to do something all nice and not corny. Wow, pure poetry. *stares into the distance searching answers and a greater acceptance*

It's fun to strip.

Current mood: curious

12:06AM - Start the countdown....

...NOW!

Current mood: giddy

9:06PM

My birhday! It comes! Faster and faster! Wait, what's today? Blah. It comes!

Current mood: hyper

4:17AM - I was iddy bity!

Ah ha! I always knew I was a leftie! Of course...

Current mood: awake

3:20AM

I never want to leave! Why do I need to uses this as an entry in my journal. Um, just to piss you off.

Current mood: bored

8:06PM

Rain! Warm rain! You know what I'm going to do, don't you? *runs outside to dance and slide about* WHEEEEEEEE!

Current mood: amused

12:41AM - Heeee

*smiles*

Current mood: jubilant

3:31AM - *sings 'wish you were here'* And I'm sure you wish you were as well

*smirks* I'm here, you aren't, I'm a bastard

10:31AM - AH HA! I Win!

Current mood: dorky

6:04PM - *laughs* HAHAH!

I thought you'd all enjoy this

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Current mood: amused

3:14PM - Note to self:

Never.Giggle.Again *glares at Marisela*

Current mood: crazy

11:44AM

BACKGROUND! I.HAVE.A.DAMN.BACKGROUND! I went against my own wishes and asked Jakob to make it. Thank god for AIM, right? It may be kind of hard to read but I didn't want to but some neon green text on it or anything. I'd like to save people's vison. There's a simple soulution though. Friends list.

1:06AM - Too.Many.Girls.

*shakes head* Anyone have a spare tube sock? Haha

I finally added people to my friends list. Only the people I really talk to are on there at the moment. I'll probably put everyone else (edit: Really Dare? Everyone? Like, everyone in the whole world?! Dude! You're so populer! Random girls are so going to, like, rape you now because you will have EVERYONE ELSE on your friends list. OH BOY!) sometime soon.

Oh! I found out what happened to that band Orgy! The lead singer wanted to be a porn star or something so the band broke up. That's kind of funny to me.

I still can't find a freakin' wallpaper for my journal. I'd hate to ask someone to make one for me, just not my thing. As I was searching though I found a Henery Rollins one. That man scares the shit out of me. I almost ran to Mari to pet me and make me feel better. Scary dude, dude.

I want toast and that's strange to me.

Current mood: crazy

12:11PM

*shifty eyes* Dude. *darts around* Oh man.

Current mood: horny

3:27PM - Scott Stabb can kiss my ass!

Really, Marilyn? Rock is deader than dead you say? Hmm. Perhaps you can explain to me exactly how something can be deader than dead. I'm not following. Ah, the drugs. I take it you don't like them? Tsk tsk *shakes head* You're one disturbed boy, young Mr. Manson.

I was searching for new wallpaper for my laptop and I kept coming across Buffy shit. Can anyone explain this to me? Why so great? DARE HATES! Yes, Dare hateses.

I wrote a song about Apollo and Daphne earlier today. It's pretty simple, but since I love the story so much I had to put it into lyrics. Perhaps I'll post it tomorrow.

I think I just rent a tux and just sit on the beach. I mean the whole thing, man. I'm talking ruffled shirt, cane, top hat, yadda yadda yadda. It would be very funny to me.... the whole "I'm suffering! Laugh at me!...please?" deal. Yeah, I probably won't do that.

Cock fight-verb-when two erect penises are just as swords (No penetration) to combat each other.

^don't ask how that came up (oooo could have worded that better) I just thought of that for some reason today. I really don't live up to the whole heterosexual thing some times do I? Hmm. Well, 'tis better to laugh than to... um.... not.

2:26PM - *falls into computer chair*

Dolphins are by far my favorite thing in the world at this moment. We just returned from deep sea diving. My god, man, it was awesome as hell. There's this place that has trained dolphins which we went to earlier this morning. It was so amazing. I've always wanted to swim with dolphins and I'm so damn happy that I did. I can't even put into words how cool it is. JUST DO IT! YOU'LL LOVE IT!

Marisela and I have been "assim ocupado" these past few days. No time to update. I don't know when we're returning to Boston. I kind of miss Sky and I want to introduce her to Mari...because....well...FUCK OFF!

She just shoved a hot dog in my mouth! I COULD HAVE DIED!

Current mood: cheerful